Mommy let me go out in my yard for a while last night. Felt good to breath some fresh air. I yelled at that big white light in the sky (Humans call it the Moon) but it didn't go away! It gives me the 'WILLIES'! Hey Porgy, how does it make you feel?.... Yea, me too.
One time when I had a cat in the pen next to me I didn't like it at all. That crazy Feline would screech all night at this thing, the Moon. Drove me crazy. Even it put my hair up on end. I would bark at her, and then the person would come, the crazy Feline would stop; I was barking so loud I didn't know she stopped, and I would get yelled at for making all the noise.
They cause a lot of trouble. I remember a place I stayed once, they had a Feline. That darn thing would go over to my pile of biscuits, and keep pushing them until they went under the chair where I couldn't get them. When the lady came around, if I was trying to get them out, she would yell at me for trying to get under the chair. Ya just can't win with those darn guys around.
And their claws!!! WOW do they hurt!!!
One time I snuck up on her and took a swipe at her tail. She swung around and pounced me in the nose. I bled a lot, and the lady put something on it that made it hurt worse.
But one day, I finally got my revenge! The lady had gone out, and that cat was chasing me around; I pretended to go in a closet, and when she ran in I slammed the door. When the lady came home, and finally found her in the closet, I was just asleepin' and snorin' over in my corner. The crazy Feline spit at me when they walked by; I just turned my head!!
I have to talk to Porgy about something really personal so I'm goin' to go for now. Stayin in again cause I don't want to get my pretty paws muddy. Talk to ya later.