MINIMUM AGE TO READ THIS PAGE IS 65
ONLY CURSIVE WRITING IS ALLOWED ON THIS PAGE ! ! !
I'm not sure where I am, or where I should be, but what you see is what you get.
As soon as I know where I'm going I will get started.
In the meantime, just let me be; and be sure you call me for dinner please!
TOO MANY CHOICES FOR COFFEE MILK ? ? ?
IT HAS TO BE BAILEY'S!
WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE ? ? ?
WHO CARES ABOUT THE COLD; I HAVE A WARM FIRE,
A GOOD BOOK; AND WINE IN THE 'FRIG.'
SENIORS - TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES
AMERICA NEEDS YOU!!!
REMEMBER, EX-LAX IS NOT
A MIDNIGHT SNACK! ! !
REMINDER ! ! ! !
Nasacort for the nose.
Refresh Tears for the eyes.
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT WHEN USING EITHER!!!
Save the wine for Breakfast!
Have a shot of Irish Whiskey for bedtime!!
If it should be done today, then DO IT!
If it can wait til tomorrow, then wait.
If tomorrow never comes, then no worry!
~ ~ ~ HOWEVER ~ ~ ~
Remember we must answer to a higher power
for the choices made on Earth..
and the higher power will be there in place of tomorrow.
Want to live to be 120? Think twice about this!
The millennials of today will be in charge!
Need to clean the 'toilet' bowl? Take 1 or 2 tabs of
Denture Cleaner and put in bowl over night.
Comes clean like new! ! !
It's getting to be that time of year to start thinking of
filling up the freezer, check the pharmacy to be sure
they deliver & have your med's list. Get the furnace cleaned
and the wood stove, and have the generator serviced. Oh yes,
and be sure to fill the WINE cabinet!!!
Just because you can do it
doesn't mean you should do it.
Choose your actions cautiously,
maintain an equilibrium.
Your in the slow lane now,
wave to your friends & neighbors,
enjoy the view, stop for coffee.
Rise and shine! Let your silver locks bounce in the
morning sun; let your arthritic feet plod along the road,
as you take in the beautiful day God has given you.
No milk for your morning coffee????? Try Bailey's
Irish Cream ~ Good start to the day!!!
All Seniors are eccentric. This is a gift of God to offset the aging process.
It also gives us tremendous latitude to deal with life, and endure
the snickers and sneers of the unknowing young ones.
SHOWER SAFETY!! While in the shower, to avoid dizziness or loss of balance:
Always keep one elbow, or one hand, on the shower wall. As long as you are
grounded you will have equilibrium and balance! ! (my opinion-it works for me)
Another day above ground????
Make the most of it!!!
Take charge of your medical issues yourself; do not depend on
the Doctor's office clerical staff, until you are sure you can.
If you are over eighty be thankful,
common sense and logic are not in the future world;
manners will not be present either.
If you keep your teeth by your car keys, you will be sure to remember them! (the teeth)
When I was a "young-un" I couldn't wait to be older; what in the world was I thinking ? ? ?
Forget the Vitamin D pills; just walk around the yard naked
on a sunny day and you'll get all the Vit. D you need.
And if you need Vit. A, buy a Carrot Cake at Walmart,
it'll be cheaper than the vitamins, and taste better.