Oakley is only in this world a few months, and already he is complaining. He said he feels 'grown up'? Well he doesn't look 'grown up'.
And Shotzi, I love you like a son, but sometimes you get too sassy for a little guy. Yes, I said " ... like a son ...", so please don't get any high faluttin ideas. If I am affectionate to you it is my Motherly instinct.
You are a spoiled brat. Of course, I don't hold that against you as I have heard what you went through in your early years, and I feel horrible about that. I was more fortunate, but Auntie Mah spoils me anyway. I have a good home and we are very happy. I enjoy your visits, but don't let my affection get to your head.
And stop trying to steal food out of my dish. You have your own.
Water you can have though.
And I like those treats your Mommies bring. Make sure they always bring them.
Oh, time for me to go.
You two behave now, or you'll hear from me. And, Shotzi, you know what that means.