Hey Shotzi, Hey Bailey ! ! ! ! Oakley here;
Hi - Shotzi here. Boy it's gettin' crowded here isn't it? That's ok. I like company. But I need, once in a while, to just go someplace and talk to Porgy.
Oakley is a doozy, and Bailey is a sweetheart. But today is mine. I will be just hanging out. It's really hot out there again.
Mommy Jean says I'm faking my itch just to get my belly rub every night. I'm pleadin the fifth. (I think that means I don't have to tell anyone anything)
You humans have funny ways. Why can't I just speak my mind? Porgy lets me. Sometimes I speak my mind to my Mommies, and boy, that's not good. I didn't know they could understand 'doggie talk'. Before, Mommy Jean was rubbing my belly, and she scratched my skin. I let her know it hurt; and man - she grabbed my snout an I thought she was goin to crush it. But worse, she let me have it with a lot of human words. Hurt my feelings.
I don't think I will do that again.
Yesterday I was hurryin' to go out, and I slipped on the wood floor and fell on my face. Mommy Jean scolded me and said I am gettin old, and forgot I only have three legs.
My Mommies laughed at that; I didn't think it was funny.
Last night Mommies had a TV on and they were laughing at a lot of my friends doing stupid things. One guy fell in the pool, and his mommy had to pull him out. Another guy slid all the way down the hill on the snow, without a sleigh.
Then there was the idiot chasing his tail.
The best was when some little guy kept jumping to get a cookie off the counter. He finally got it!!!
We're not stubborn, we just don't give up! But you know you love us, don't you?
Mommy Jean said something this morning about calling the mover. I think that sounds like 'move', an I don't like that. I'm scared. I'm goin to talk to Porgy. Don't go away; I'll be back.
HI! I'm Oakley (don't ask - it's my name OK?)
I'm in the family with Bailey & Auntie Mah, n' I want to get in the act once in a while. So here's my first bit of wisdom.
First of all, Bailey, never mind about who knows nothin'.
You n' Shotzi are so old you forgot everything Auntie Mah and Jean have taught you. Shotzi, I watched you piddle on Auntie Mah's deck; and Bailey, yeh, I saw you have trouble getting up the steps, but I won't tell nobody.
Remember I live on a farm. I know a lot about other guys that neither of you know.
My Grandpa took me out on a sleigh in the snow. And Auntie Faye showed me all her horses. WOW they are really big. I saw all the Cows line up before Grandma fed me. I don't know if they were lined up to get dinner, or what. But they seemed happy when they finished in the Barn.
Daddy is always busy fixin' things, and Mommy is in the Barn doin whatever she does.
So here I am with Grandma and Grandpa. I'm glad for that cause they play with me.
An' when Auntie Mah comes, I get to sit on her lap an' we just rock.
Here comes Mommie ---- gotta go. Bye
Oakley is Auntie Mahs nephew (another one of those things I don't know what it is). As long as it belongs to Auntie Mah it's ok tho.
Oakley is a real cutie. He lives on a farm and promises to send me some more pictures. His Grandma and Grandpa live there also so he has lots of pictures they took.
He can be real funny sometimes. I think he is related to the wacko lady with the Jack Russell dog, and also the other wacko from Florida.. Anyway, Oakley will be a nice extra thing once in a while.
Bailey says HI, she's taking her afternoon nap, and doesn't want to be bothered.. The old folks are very set in their ways, so I'll just be quiet and leave her alone.
Well, anyway, it's time for my nap too, so I'll just quietly slip away and take my nap at the same time.
See ya all later! Bye
WOW! MY OWN PAGE! GOLLY GEE!
My Mommies said I could stay as long as I behaved. Have I ever done anything else?
I have to find a way to get Bailey's picture over here. No mind, I will! I got to have her with me. We take care of each other.
And Auntie Mah said it was ok too.
Auntie Mah is ok; she gives out lots of treats.
Auntie Mah has a sister in Florida. She's funny. Sends Auntie Mah some little poems. Maybe I'll share one with you some day.
She's a little wacko, like that other lady who Auntie Mah says is her niece (niece?what's that?), with the tiny little dog that is so hyper. But he goes everywhere with her. Auntie Mah says he goes on the plane. "Good Grief Charlie Brown", he even goes on one of those things they call a plane. I wouldn't. I'd be afraid of falling off; specially cause I only have three legs.
Mommy Jean says she wants to meet the ??! ! ! !+++++****** so and so that shot off my leg. I don't think I want to watch that!
Auntie Mah says to take her along if she goes.
Bailey and I will just stay and mind the houses. Somebody has to. Between me and Bailey we could scare off a Moose.
Hey guys, my dinner is ready. I'll work on that picture later.